March 2004 Archives

  1. Dear Zulk: Why is my pee so yellow?
  2. Guest Listmaker: Rob Theakston--Names of People Who Have Inexplicably Spammed in My Inbox
  3. Introducing the Budding Young Theologian
  4. New Yorker hat men conversations
  5. Zulkey.com and Its Bottomless Pits
  6. Dear Zulk: How can I let this person know how much I love her and also do a better job of keeping in touch in the future?
  7. Guest Listmaker: Ellen McLaren (Real Live House of Representatives Employee)--Actual Proposed Resolutions
  8. 40 pieces of bacon
  9. Aunt Barbara's Beef Burgundy "Pie"
  10. So, Uh, I Have to Stop Speaking With You and Walk Over There for Reasons Which Will be Revealed Later
  11. Dear Zulk: Favorite fingers and more
  12. Worst Fast Foods for You (According to This Book)
  13. A rude conversation-leaver
  14. The Dave Barry Interview
  15. The evil quiz
  16. Rolling out "Dear Zulk"
  17. Guest Diarist: Bob Cook--"The Song Downloads the Same"
  18. Excerpt From E!'s Hot New Show, "Reasons Why This Canker Sore Totally Sucks"
  19. Claire Zulkey and Will Leitch talk about their many successes
  20. Rank: Best Things About Giving Blood That Don't Help Anybody But Yourself
  21. Entries in the Guest Book at the Condo I Stayed At This Weekend
  22. The I-Didn't-Watch-the-Oscars, Best and Worst of the Oscars Guess-a-Thon