Today is the day to give yourself a real good paper cut.
I am still lacking in interviews currently so instead I wondered what would happen if the guys who advertise hats in the New Yorker had a conversation. I think it would be extremely stupid, as such:
hello there.
...
hello? bonjour?
I'm sorry, are
you speaking to me?
oui. I am. you
speak french?
no. well. I
understand "bonjour" and "oui."
ah! so you don't
speak french.
um, no.
interesting!
yes...
mmm...
so, uh.
yes, yes?
was there something
that you wanted?
pardon?
were you going
to ask me a question or did you just want to see if I spoke french?
...
...
...adios?
you're leaving?
ah, no. I am
waiting for the bus.
so am I.
Ah good.
Yep.
if you are waiting
for the bus, why did you say 'adios'?
I was thinking
maybe you were leaving.
I'm not.
Oh.
also, what were
you originally asking me?
I do not remember.
All right. See
you on the bus.
...
...
Come away with
me.
Here comes the
bus.
Bonjour!