Today is the day to head back to the nuclear plant.

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It's Currently 0° Here In Chicago: What's Good About It?

Fewer rabid squirrels running about

Finally feels outside the way I feel inside

More ice for old ladies to slip on in a humorous way

If you wear your furs, nobody can throw paint on you becuase it's frozen

Less people wearing Crocs

Can finally go ice fishing

A good time for me to wear the leggings that I accidentally bought (I thought they were tights)

Can accurately predict that soon we'll hear New Yorkers complaining about the cold, only their cold is much cooler, and by which we mean more metropolitan, gritty and real, not actually temperature-wise