My Super Bowl Commercial

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My Super Bowl Commercial

OPEN:

A dog-washing store, with lots of women in bikinis washing dogs.

A BEAGLE winks at the camera and begins to speak.

"Boy, check out all these semi-naked women!"

DAVID SPADE descends from a rope from the ceiling:

"Don't go there!"

Then, A LION bursts through the plate glass window of the storefront:

"Hey, I thought that was my line!

Then, an ADORABLE 3-YEAR-OLD BLACK GIRL dances into the frame to the tune of "Car Wash", and gives "the hand" to the women in the bikinis, who look mad at first, but then a CAVEMAN appears and puts his arms around them and they smile.

Finally, A DINOSAUR walks into the screen and swallows the ADORABLE 3-YEAR-OLD BLACK GIRL (but in a way that seems like it's not painful). Then DINOSAUR says:

"Black history month: it's what for dinner."

ADORABLE 3-YEAR-OLD BLACK GIRL's voice emanates through DINOSAUR's stomach:

"Oh no he didn't!"

ROLL TITLE AND WEBSITE:

Salesgenie.com/tv! We're America's team.

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