Today is the day to blame somebody for the cold.
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My Super Bowl Commercial
OPEN:
A dog-washing store, with lots of women in bikinis washing dogs.
A BEAGLE winks at the camera and begins to speak.
"Boy, check out all these semi-naked women!"
DAVID SPADE descends from a rope from the ceiling:
"Don't go there!"
Then, A LION bursts through the plate glass window of the storefront:
"Hey, I thought that was my line!
Then, an ADORABLE 3-YEAR-OLD BLACK GIRL dances into the frame to the tune of "Car Wash", and gives "the hand" to the women in the bikinis, who look mad at first, but then a CAVEMAN appears and puts his arms around them and they smile.
Finally, A DINOSAUR walks into the screen and swallows the ADORABLE 3-YEAR-OLD BLACK GIRL (but in a way that seems like it's not painful). Then DINOSAUR says:
"Black history month: it's what for dinner."
ADORABLE 3-YEAR-OLD BLACK GIRL's voice emanates through DINOSAUR's stomach:
"Oh no he didn't!"
ROLL TITLE AND WEBSITE:
Salesgenie.com/tv! We're America's team.
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