Today is the day to stage a hostile takeover.

We at Zulkey.com are too excited about tonight's episode of "The Office" to write a proper post, so we will just once again gently remind you of these. And if you've been thinking about buying one, today is the day to do it. Because we're getting the shirts today and life will be easier if we have your order now rather than later.) Go Team Karen!

OK, we will mention one unrelated thing today. Here is a Washington Post article about some spoiled bratty kids at our alma mater and their indulgent, awful parents. Is it too much to ask that one of the people making a case against the a-holes not be named 'Outerbridge Horsey'?