What Your Favorite Color Says About You, According to Kleenex Expressions.

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Today is the day to make a casting change.

Well, well. Team Karen might be selling fewer t-shirts, but when it comes to the actual plot of "The Office," it's definitely enjoying a happy morning-after. Karen fans, order your shirt and show your pride. Pam fans, you too, I guess.

What Your Favorite Color Says About You, According to Kleenex Expressions.

Woo Woo Green: You have crabs.

Purple Passion Purple: You are a sloppy drunk who likes to go home with strangers at the end of the night but instead of scoring, you just cry.

Hawaiian Teal: You are dead inside.

Cocoa Berries Blue: You would have such a pretty face if you just lost 15 pounds.

Black and Tan Brown: Your white liberal guilt is all-consuming.

Wild Fern Green: You have the exact same taste in colors as a sociopath would have. The police have been notified.

Mandelas Red: This is not actually your favorite color, we hate to tell you. Try again.

Sunlight Yellow:You're optimistic and happy, with a cheery demeanor. You will die tomorrow.

Pink: You're totally gay, dude.