Today is the day to consider the various ways the number "3" can divide into today's date.

Just a reminder that a Zulkey.com contest with an actual prize is still open to contestants. Can you top the Microwaved Penis Story? Reader Tim Hennessy thinks he can:

Chinese doctors say they successfully transplanted a penis on a man who lost his own in an accident, but had to remove it two weeks later because of psychological problems experienced by the man and his wife. (AP)

The rules of the contest are above. Can you find an AP story lead that tops either Tim's or mine? If you can, you will win a fabulous prize (worth $30.)