Today is the day to pound on the wall.

For those interested, I am indeed teaching a class on blogging tonight if you want to come by.

Also, I wrote a very silly piece on baseball and ho's for the Chicago Sports Review. It's a proud day in women's history.

What Other Drugs to Give Your Baby to Improve Baby's Demeanor

Ecstacy: For when baby lacks affection

Crystal Meth: Baby is too fat

PCP: Baby not unpredictable enough

Cocaine: Baby is not a big enough a-hole

LSD: Baby needs a more active imagination

Crack: Baby not crack-heady enough

Heroin: Baby not visualizing other babies crawling on the ceiling