Today is the day to hide the thing you broke.

Constructive Things Your Vigilante Mob Can Do Instead of Beating and Killing Someone

Trash pickup

Community theater

Sexy car-wash fundraiser

Storming a castle (but no beating or killing)

Letter campaign to the alderman to get the neighbor to stop letting his dog poop in the alley

Book burning

Fashion show

Angry, vigilante bed-in

Hot dog eating contest

Major bike-riding event to piss off all the motorists

A nice parade