Rabbit rabbit

Today I don't have an interview for you so I'm just going to make fun of some of the outfits from the VMA's, if you don't mind. By the way I will be back on Tuesday, as we Yanks like to honor the Laborers by not laboring.

I too have achieved this look, by leaving the goggles on while I sit in the tanning booth for six hours.

There is nothing wrong with the dress itself, if it were the right size. The "take the picture so I can exhale, you son of a bitch" pose is very nice. Even her feet look like they're holding themselves in.

When the headband is not actually holding back your hair, then it just becomes a sort of fabric crown, Fergie. And you are no fabric queen.

What, Brooke Hogan, you couldn't find nail polish to match too?

This dress needs to be returned to the Native American arts and culture section of the Natural History museum before the curators start getting suspicious, B.

I know that Ice T's wife isn't exactly trying for subtlety here. But her imitation of a hot air balloon being tethered to the ground before it's let off in the sunny blue sky is really quite impressive.

And finally...

Um, at first I thought that this was Jade, from "America's Next Top Model:

But then I realized that it was Jennifer Lopez, doing her homage to Little Edie:

So anyway, I'm really only an amateur fashion-maker-funner. Deep down I'm just an old lady. And to illustrate that, I am posting photos of the many many people in the photos I chose from who I did not recognize. And the sad thing is that this is only a sampling. Oh the kids these days.