Today is the day to throw something out instead of giving it away.

First and foremost, which of these two things would you guess looks more like Suri Cruise?

This?

 

Or this?

 

Take a guess and then compare yours with the real thing.

When Should You Wear Your Favorite American Apparel Items of Clothing?

Thigh High Socks: We've taken our sporty tube socks thigh high for a sexier look. Wear them with panties, skirts and shorts or layer for warmth under pants.

 

(Great for: Panty/Thigh High Sock Friday at the office)

Tri-Blend Racerback Tank: A sexy tank with generously cut arm openings and a slim racerback in our ultra soft tri-blend fabric. Polyester retains shape and elasticity; Cotton lends both comfort and durability; Addition of Rayon makes for a unique texture and drapes against the body for a slimming look

 

(Great for: When your regular tank top is giving off the unsexy impression that you've hit puberty)

Cotton Spandex Jersey Too Short Tube Dress: A form-fitting dress that can be adjusted in length simply by gathering it up or pulling it down – it can be transformed into a mini dress, tube top, or knee skirt.

 

(Great for: When all your other tube dresses are too long.)

Nylon Spandex Micro-Mesh Bodysuit: A super-sexy and revealing fitted tank bodysuit.

 

(Great for: Thanksgiving with the fam.)

Baby Rib Thong: A panty that looks, feels, and fits like no other. Baby Rib crotch liner. Form fitting

(Great for: wearing on baby-sitting gigs, as it's baby-friendly)

Sheer Jersey T-Back Thong: A thong that’s virtually invisible when worn under clothing.

 

(Great for: Job interviews, when the virtually visible thong is too much.)

Lame Hot Short: The Lamé version of our Cotton/Spandex Jersey Hot Short. Looks great with the Lamé Bikini Top.

 

(Great for: When your Lolita Halloween costume needs a little bit of spicing up. Oh, and meeting that guy you met on MySpace on that date in the forest preserve. But mostly, perfect for opening night at the opera.)