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Book By Its Cover Review: Being Punished for Snorting Coke After a Decade of Being Praised as the Face of Heroin Chic

Okay, I would be lying up front if I said I didn't feel just the tiniest pinch of schadenfreude. If you find this disgusting, I apologize but this girl has been consistently successful for ten years after being discovered in an airport or a warehouse or at the bottom of the well or wherever she was. She's been the face of Chanel, Calvin Klein, Burberry. She's had JOHNNY DEPP. Of course she'll bounce back on her feet. Of course she'll still have zillions of dollars. She'll still look beautiful the whole time. So if I may be permitted: tee hee.

Sorry.

However, to defend dear Kate Moss, I would be the tiniest bit confused if this were me. Is it really that much of a surprise that models do drugs sometime? We knew that she had done drugs before. Is the only difference here that it was caught on tape so her endorsers feel that they have to yank the deals?

Meanwhile, Kate Moss heralded a certain look that was extremely popular in the nineties: bony, scared-looking, hunchy. And she's been the only one that has carried this look over to this day. So you'd be a bit surprised, if you made your fortunes, say, as a famou pretzel maker, and then ten years later found yourself in a scandal: "PRETZEL-POUNDER CAUGHT EATING THE PROFITS." It doesn't quite make sense."