Today is the day to violate some rights.

My new columnist is ready to take your questions.

The videos of Steve Delahoyde will be shown at the Lincoln Lodge this weekend, Chicagoans. Come out for some laffs and huge beers.

In the Interest of Fair Representation, Names of the Finalists from the 2004 "Cutest Pet in Huntsville, AL" Contest

Winnie

Anna

Lexie

Lord Horatio Nelson

Ms. Spots

Lily

Shelby

Reptar (Not actually a dog)

Silas

Sassy