Today is the day to wait for it to blow over.

I was trying to think of a way to write up something about this (and this) today, but why mess with perfection? Enjoy it the way it is but consider some categories I imagine they did not hand out at that year's show:

Most Worms

Most Damned

Most Breath Stolen

Scratchiest

Ugliest

Smelliest

Most Sheddy

Most Devious

Stupidest-Looking Owner

Most Babies Eaten