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New Complete Idiot's Guide Volumes
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Adoption, Second Edition
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Mary Magdalene
The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Mafia, Second Edition
The Pocket Idiot's Guide to the Mother of the Bride
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Pugs
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Common Household Disasters