Today is the day to eat two dinners.

Britney Spears wants her privacy, y'all! You can read about it here. But to save you the time, I will quote the most interesting part from the article. In case you're not aware, Britney is no longer a girl, not yet a woman.

“We hit a little bit of reality, hardcore, after the first three weeks. But we handled it fine, and now things are starting to go really smooth,” Spears told [Allure]“Before we got married we were on tour, and we were just like kids, ordering room service, saying, ‘Let’s go out tonight. Then, all of a sudden, you have this home, you have the kids [Kevin Federline’s children Kaleb and Kori], you have to get the diapers, get the dog to the vet. It’s this reality. Like omigod, I have to tell the maid to buy diapers and get the pool boy to walk the dog? Can’t I just make out with Kevin all the time? Being married sucks.”

Some other things Britney is finding she has to do, now that she's married:

Tell the nanny to tell the kids to shut up and tell the gardener to go back to Mexico or wherever.

Tell the chauffer to make a right so the kids can be dropped off at day care and tell the woman at MacDonald's that I want a Fish Filet.

Tell the chef that nobody likes this vegetable crap or whatever it is he put on top of my meat, and tell my mom to butt out.

Tell the pool boy that in my house, the kids clean the pool and the pool boy walks the dog, and tell the dogs that I love them most of all.

Tell the kids to take this $100 bill and go find something fun to do with it and tell Kevin that we have to talk.

Tell the reporter from Allure that being married sucks and then tell my agent that I didn't realize that she was asking these questions, for, like an article.