Today is the day to enhance your appearance.

Two things you should know about in the lit world:

The #5 issue of Pindeldyboz is now available for pre-order! It looks gorgeous. Get it!

For New Yorkers, the Opium Magazine All-Star Gala is in a few days. I will truly be there in spirit: I intend to die, float over to the party, and then return to my earthly form. But you can go in real life!

List: Names of Most Popular Quizzes Over at Quizzila (I tried to make up some fake quiz names but they all already exist)

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?

If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?

??Which colour of Death is yours??

What kind of kiss are you?

What type of teenager are you?

Which gorgeous goddess are you? For girls! (breath taking pics!)

Which stunning spirit of emotion are you? NEW AND IMPROVED!

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?

which happy bunny are you?

What Sign of Affection Are You?

You're Beautiful...but why?

What Color is Your Heart?

Which natural angel are you? (awe-inspiring pics!)

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What Is Your True Hidden Power?

Which Draco Malfoy would you fall for? With Scrumptious Pictures!

What type of puppy r u?

What obsolete skill are you?

What kind of Sixties Person are you?

What part of life do you represent?

What Season Best Fits You? (anime pics)

What elemental dragon are you?

What is your anime hair color?

What kind of masks you hide behind?

Which Teen Titans Character Are You?