August 27,
2004
Today is the day to change your name.
A Short List of Short Reviews of Bands and Albums That Don't Exist
My Grandma's Bonnet, "Bonnet City": Sucks.
The Beatles II, "Capt. Saltine's Desperate Soulful Club": Needs more digital John.
My Soul is Black, "My Dad Never Bought Me the Aquarium I Wanted": Okay. Too much cowbell.
The Claire Zulkey Experience Featuring Claire Zulkey, "All You Need is Zulkey": Awesome. Could have used more Zulkey, though.