September 16, 2003

Today is the day to write bad poetry about the end of summer.

Unexpected Side Effects of David Blaine's 44 Days Spent in a Box

Become justs slightly less magical

Eyes travel to the back of his head, which will be good for sneakily catching goings-on behind him, but not so much in front of him.

Develops better understanding of boxes.

Facial hair grows slightly fuller, but not much.

Comes up with next great trick, 45 days in a box

Decides to move from street magician to sidewalk magician

Nobody gives a crap