August 5 , 2003

Today is the day to get a vanity bike plate.

We are accepting entries for our unique pornography contest.

List: Phrases I Have Never Uttered

"Yes, that is my elephant"

"If there is anything I don't want with that, it is fries."

"A handful of chicklets will do."

"Hunky dory, Laurie."

"More butter sculptures!"

"Muskrat love is the best love."

"I loves me some Julia Roberts."

"This diamond is too pink."

"Eskimo fever: catch it."

"Get that rodeo clown out of the bathtub!"

"I don't watch much television."