July 23, 2003

Today is the day to sleep it off.

One more day to get me your real life dialogue.

Real Dialogue: Day 3

From Greg Koehler:

I generally don't like anything. Here is an actual conversation I was involved in with my brother. I hope you enjoy it:

My Brother: What do you get the guy who doesn't like anything for his birthday?

Me: I don't know.

My Brother: A compact disc full of funeral music sung at a very high volume by black people on a remote Carribean island.

Me: Wow. No one knows me like you do.

From Adam Hardin, aka "Applicant" (this isn't really real dialogue but it is real)

July 2003

Dear Applicant,

Thank you for your interest in seeking employment with Garrett Popcorn Shops. At the present time, we do not have any positions available that we believe suit your background and qualifications.

This is not an adverse reflection upon your abilities or talents but rather a situation in which our needs are limited, and management has identified other candidates whose overall skills and abilities better suit our special needs.

We will keep your application on file for three months. Again, thank you for the interest you have shown in Garrett Popcorn Shops; and we wish you much success in your endeavors.

Best Regards,

Karen Z. Galaba
President
Caramel Crisp Corp.
dba Garrett Popcorn Shops