July 16, 2002

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Today's list...

What is Soylent Green?

-A government manufactured food item
-No! It's people! People!
-Ha ha, it's actually just the newest nailpolish color from Urban Decay.
-A new flavor smoothie from Jamba Juice
-No, you fool! It's people!
-The name of the newest song by Destiny's Child
-A new style of running shoes by Nike
-Why can't you understand that it's people?!
-Nuh-uh...it's a new, smooth malt-beverage drink
-The hottest dance craze to sweep the nation
-Aargh! It's people! You're eating people! Why can't you understand that?
-Heh heh, um, er, it's just a new airline
-No, it's a hip new literary website
-A hot form of aerobics
-It's actually the code name for Soylent Purple, which, everybody knows, is made of people