Today is the day to put on shiny shiny pants and bleach your hair.

Today Zulkey.com is back, and with it, the ha-ha's, as I explore the news segment on Chicagoland's favorite network, Fox 32.

Anyway, I'm sorry. Look, I'm really sorry. Things were really crazy, and I just couldn't do Zulkey.com. I'm sorry I let you down, and I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. I promise I'll try my best in the future not to let you down like that, okay? Okay? Look! I said I was sorry. Just lay off, okay? I would be a lot more apologetic if you weren't so damn passive aggressive about it.

Anyway, just kidding. Zulkey.com returns in full next week, with all my usual fun features, and an unbelievable huge interview that you're not going to want to miss.

So, rest up, because we're back on track on Monday.