MARCH 19, 2002

Today is the day to wipe that smile off your face..

Thank God for lazy Tuesdays, which are list days.

End Panels from "Archie Andrews, Where Are You?" (Number 75)

Archie: No way, I love working at the grocery store!
Reggie: Huh?

Alien: This planet has no signs of life...but the scenery is very pretty...its surface is very slippery!

Brag Bostwich: Bah! You think that's stupid? That's nothing compared to some of the things I've done! Why I remember one time---

Mr. Cabot: I've never seen our Ronnie happier! Look-she's actually crying for joy!

Sabrina: With this gang of mine around, it's the mountain lion who'd better be careful!
Forest Ranger: ?

Archie and Jughead: So-o big!

Jughead: Better than that! I caught two franks and three meatballs!

Archie: Did I ever tell you you've got a big mouth, Jug?

Archie: --But not in a canoe!

Veronica: Shirley! I'll trade you my date for your date!

Jughead: With ketchup as a topping!

Moose: Thanks, Arch!
Archie: I cannot tell a lie---except sometimes!
Betty: Archie's back to normal
Mr. Weatherbee: Now I only have normal problems!

 

So what have we learned today, boys and girls? That it's no mistake that Archie has his own comic book named after him. The zingers he comes up with are priceless!