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I love Bill Murray as much as the next guy, but I feel like the only person in the world who doesn't find it delightful that he regularly crashes other people's parties. It seems like the Internet sees it as hilarious and random and badass but I also see it as egotistical ("These nobodies are going to love this!") and a little sad ("I have no real friends except these strangers.")

But this trend of his got me thinking about which celebs I would be OK with crashing my wedding (or any otherwise carefully-planned party.) It can't just be a list of celebrities I like. I had to pick ones who, in a moment of extreme celebration, would kick the situation up to 11. They'd have to be celebrities who would be bold enough to crash a party (so nobody who has a reputation for being shy) and who I think would be fun in a party atmosphere (like Gwyneth Paltrow, who, while not one of my favorite all-time celebs, I think would be a real hoot to have a random booze-fueled encounter with.) They'd have to be someone I enjoy enough to let them disrupt my carefully-planned occasion. And the final criteria is that they'd have to be someone who I would be psyched to have in my photos. Here you go.

Dolly Parton

Hugh Jackman

Kelly Clarkson

Charles Barkley

David Bowie

Salma Hayek

Paul McCartney

Drew Barrymore

Cate Blanchett/Tilda Swinton/Helen Mirren

Victoria Beckham

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

George Clooney

Wendy Williams

Terry Crews

Gwyneth Paltrow

Keanu Reeves

Jennifer Lopez

Patrick Stewart

All right, maybe Bill Murray too.