List: Five reasons why it would suck to be one of the hand-holding twins

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5133858870_f71ea99d29_b.jpgWhile I was at the gym yesterday I heard Michael Strahan and Kelly Ripa gushing about these twins that were born holding hands. I don't think it's so cute for the following reasons:

  1. Every time they fight, someone is going to say "But you were born holding hands!"
  2. They are going to be bugged all the time about their mysterious "twin connection."
  3. People are always going to want to take pictures of them holding hands.
  4. There is a naked photo of them circulating widely on the internet already.
  5. It's just kind of creepy.