List: A list of things I hate about this particular winter that I can look back on the second I start complaining about the heat this summer (assuming it comes)

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12172137345_6094994524_z.jpgSlipping and falling on hidden ice

Walking a dog that has to sniff everything and then pulling him and feeling like a jerk about it

Coming home to a dank puddle of filth in the front hall from the dirty snow

Dropping hat and/or gloves in said dank puddle

Stepping in said dank puddle in socks while changing out of boots

Driving around with another dank puddle in the car

Constantly brushing up against the salty crust on the car while wearing a black puffer coat

Hands that have dry spots that hurt

Cracked fingertips that ache and the cracks just get deeper and deeper

Feet that by the end of the day are somehow both cold and sweaty

Pot holes that feel like a personal attack and make your bones hurt

Drivers who don't brush the snow off the top of their cars and so it blows right in your face as you drive

Having to pull over to let another car pass on the street because the streets are half as wide due to snow and then getting stuck in the snow

Getting stuck and smelling burning rubber as you try in vain to get out, only digging yourself deeper and deeper and then getting sweaty in your winter clothes as you get more and more frustrated

The smell of wet boots

Bundling a small person up in winter gear for a two-second trip outside before you try and smash him and all his winter gear into his carseat, all just to avoid a disapproving word from some stranger who assumes that if he doesn't have his mittens on for two seconds he will instantly die

Darkness everywhere, except for when it is sunny and the glare bounces off everything and makes it impossible to drive and you squint and can feel your crows feet deepening

Cleaning your windshield over and over again to try to defeat the ever-accumulating road shit mist

A lake wind so strong it knocks the hood off your head as a personal f-you

The concern that you may murder everyone you live with if you don't get out of the house immediately, but what to do?

Knowing there is nothing to do about it and so complaining is a completely impotent move

The feeling that nothing has changed since December and may never change again