Has anyone in history ever actually asked the magazine for "Anne Hathaways's sparkly clutch & deep plum polish" or "Hailee Steinfeld's artsy chain" or anything that otherwise sounds like it was just desperately put forth by stylists?

If I sent you some photos of me rocking the looks you style in the magazine and they look hilariously wrong, will you still run them, so we can be funny together?

Does Diana Von Furstenberg actually answer the questions in "Ask a Designer"? Does she even know she has a column in InStyle?

Are these type of shoes seriously, seriously coming back? Because I can't mentally separate them from an ankle-length Laura Ashley style floral skirt.

What do you mean when you say silver and white is a "wild card" pairing? Do we have different definitions of what "wild card" means?

Do people for real buy as much underwear and eyeshadow as you suggest? Please tell me not.

Was it a secret joke that Taylor Swift looks exactly the same in each of the twelve of her "transformation" photos?