Is happening tomorrow night. I think you should come for the following reasons:

1. With only a $5 suggested donation at the door, you'll be paying SO much less than you would at the movie theater.
   
   
2. Proceeds benefit SitStayRead, a charity that teaches kids how to read by having them read aloud to dogs, so come on, can your money go towards anything more worthy and adorable?
   
   
3. You'll be at the Hideout, hence automatically cool.
   
   
4. You need to drink beer and watch movies in public more frequently.
   
   
5. FREE POPCORN.
   
   
6. If we don't get a pretty good turnout, Steve will be mad at me for making him do this.
   
   
7. But his movies and stories are so funny you won't need the above reason to make you come. When you tell people about this evening and what a hoot it was, they're going to think, "Gosh, what a neat event. My friend here sure does interesting things! I wish I was more like him/her."

So I hope to see you there!