List: Awesome ways Macklemore and Ryan Lewis can spin off their Grammy win into new and exciting endeavors

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10060095726_090af27413_z.jpgSpacklemore: A Ryan Lewis-helmed company to help people touch up their apartments before moving out.

Mackerelmore: Ryan Lewis' popular holiday white elephant present, a rapping wall-mounted fish.

Cracklemore: The new and improved Halloween miniature candy. Ryan Lewis not included.

Tacklemore: The new Chicago Bears defensive strategy, conceived by new coach Ryan Lewis.

Bric-à-brac-more: Ryan Lewis' endeavor to help grandmas and bed and breakfast joints decorate their interiors.

Frack-L-More: The friendly rapping oil well character leased by Ryan Lewis to Pioneer Natural Resources.

Packlemore, Stacklemore, Quacklemore: You get the idea.

Jacklemore: A new nicknanme for my brother.