Ugh I'm wearing sweatpants tonight: I hope that's all right as we hang out at my house where nobody else will see us.

It's nice to see you too. Oh, a hug? Sorry I'm so sweaty.

Thanks for petting my dog. Sorry his hair is falling out as you stroke him. I should have brushed him before you come over!

Sorry there are some water spots on the wine glasses. They're clean, I swear. I just need to get my act together and hand-dry them.

Oh you like this wine? It's not anything, it's just $12 from the grocery store.

The baby is being a crap. I mean, I know we can't control that but sometimes he's just way better than this.

Do you want popcorn too? I have some. Let me know if you don't like the nuts. Just let me know, it's not a big deal.

Sorry--the Pandora station needs me to remind it to keep playing. Just one second. Keep talking! Sorry!

It's just tap water--I hope that's OK.

Here's salt and pepper, in case you need it.

Sorry there is a grease spot on that napkin. I could tell you noticed it. I swear I washed it today! I didn't iron it, either. Who has the time?

Sorry about the brownies. I didn't have enough eggs so they fell apart and are fudgier than they needed to be. They still taste good but I'm really sorry they don't look right. They are also bigger than they needed to be!

It's no problem that we're giving you a ride home. Sorry the car is so dirty.