8AM - 9 AM: Slow-motion somersault off a diving board into a cruise ship swimming pool.

9AM-10AM: Slow-motion jumping into a swimming pool while holding hands with one to three other people.

10AM-11AM: Clownish slow-motion jumping into a swimming pool while wearing diving fins and mask.

11AM-12PM: Smiling while snorkeling.

12PM-1PM: Doing something moderately active with a Golden Retriever.

1PM-2PM: Driving down a windy road in a sport utility vehicle with bicycles strapped to the roof.

2 PM-3 PM: Laughing while jumping in a puddle in slow-motion wearing rubber boots and swinging an umbrella around while wearing a miniskirt and having skinny legs.

3PM-5PM: Misc. Miller Time.

5PM-6PM: Sitting with a bunch of girlfriends at a high top table at a bar while wearing high heels and drinking cocktails and all being equally attractive and happy.

7PM-8PM: Gathering excitedly around a table while someone puts down a box of hot cheesy pizza

8 PM-9PM: Holding hands in separate bathtubs with mature lover before slow-dancing in bare feet.

9 PM-10PM: Eating some dessert-flavored yogurt with legs tucked under self on the couch.

10PM: Fall asleep on back while smilng and wearing a full face of makeup.