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There are lots of fun, possibly ridiculous events you can attend with
your dog if you live in Chicago. We've taken our greyhound to Dog Day at US
Cellular Field, participated an Easter egg
hunt, marched in the Sycamore
Pumpkin Parade and met Santa
Claus at a local bar. We don't even bother telling ourselves that
these events are for his enjoyment: we just like to go places with our
dog and show him off and are the type of people who get a kick out of
humiliating celebrating our dog.
So there wasn't too much discussion over whether or not we'd attend a
pet blessing this weekend. I've been to one of these before, a long time
ago, and it was very sweet. I'm not exactly an intensely religious
person, but I have a soft spot in my heart for the saints, especially
Francis. He's the patron saint of animals and the environment (I've
always thought of the Franciscans as
the hippies of the Catholic world.) Like the Easter egg hunts and pet
parades, a pet blessing is kind of silly but, if you're an animal lover,
is quite endearing as well. The blessing is like a holy heads up that
animals are God's creatures and are many humans' only companions, so
they deserve a little spiritual love.
My dog had a bit of a tough week, though. He stayed with my parents
recently, and his internal clock got reset, so let's just say that he
got used to getting up and doing business in the morning at a certain
time and continued to do so back at our house even when it wasn't time
yet. A good amount of Nature's
Miracle had to be deployed. Did Briscoe actually deserve to be
blessed? On the other hand, maybe a visit to church would set him back
on the right, pee-stain-free, path.
Yesterday morning it was gorgeous and sunny, a clear sign from above
that it was a good day to get your dog blessed. We walked down to The
Episcopal Church of the Atonement and took a seat on their lovely
lawn. Briscoe's ears perked up as the bells rang, signaling the end of
Mass, and the
lawn filled up (we were allowed to take him inside for Mass if we
wanted to, but ours is a dog who likes to mark his territory a lot, and I
think you get a one-way ticket to hell if your dog pees inside a
church.) Briscoe is miniature-horse-sized, so he received a lot of
attention, which he soaked up.
I'd say at least 15 dogs
were in attendance, and a few cats as well (including this
one who had no eyes, which just melted my heart--and I am pretty
stony-hearted when it comes to cats, thanks to one in our house who has
made a steadfast resolution to pee on the floor and nowhere else. We
didn't even consider taking her to be blessed, since she is a lost
cause.)
At the first pet blessing I attended, the priest blessed all the pets in
one shot, but this time each animal got its own benediction. Briscoe
got sprinkled with holy water and stood still and didn't embarrass us.
"He needs this," I confided in the priest. "Oh, look at him! He's a
saint!" the priest said. I may need to become a parishioner of this
church, even though I'm a Roman Catholic. I'm just that easily swayed,
when it comes to my dog.
I'm not going to thank God for the fact that Briscoe hasn't peed in the
house since then (God is too busy helping people win football games and
Video Music Awards), but I bet the blessing didn't hurt. If you're like
me and enjoy toting your pets around town, or simply want to check out
something new/weird/sweet/funny, there's still
time
to get
your pet
blessed in
(and
around) Chicago.
It might be just the thing to do for your dog before you do something
to him like this.