List: Things I Could Have/Should Have Said to the Guy Who Dropped His Cigarette Wrapper On the Ground This Morning

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"Hey! There's a trash can right in front of you!"

"Excuse me, but you dropped this."

"Smokers are jokers!"

"Keep Chicago beautiful!"

"Are you serious?"

Instead I did nothing because I was in a hurry, plus I figured he littered right near the Magnificent Mile, which gets cleaned instantly, but if the guy had done it near my house, which is a trash-magnet, boy howdy was he in for it (and then, probably I would be too, since everyone loves a pushy neat freak).