Recently DJ Samantha Ronson and her family celebrated her breakup from trainwreck Lindsay Lohan with a cake that seemed to poke fun at Lindasy's various, um, weaknesses:

I wish that all fights were done in cake form, don't you? That way, instead of all the Twitter nonsense and US Weeky interviews, the breakup could go something more like this, as Lindsay and Sam trotted out various cakes to symbolize their relationship. Also, they'd get fat.