Today is the day to stop inviting that one person.
There is literally only ONE T-SHIRT LEFT! Buy it now!
This morning, I'd like to extent sincere apologies to my friends, family and email acquaintances. While I feel tremendous love from my friends and fans out there, there are always haters who are just trying to bring me down: the paparazzi, gossip sites, my various enemies, the government, etc. Last night someone from one of these dark agencies hacked into my personal and work email and is threatening to post some of my most personal, embarrassing correspondence online and charge people to read it. I don't know what kind of twisted minds would do such a thing, but I am shocked and horrified and beg forgiveness from those whose personal contact information might have been shared.
My publicist tells me that in order to counteract the villains who have compromised my privacy, the best thing to do is to beat them to the punch and publish the emails myself. So, I beg you to know that I'm only a human being with faults and weaknesses just like yourself. I'm not proud of these emails, but they're who I am. If you need to reach me from today on through the next three months, I'll be in rehab. Thank you. Re: ?Sent: Thu 4/19/07 7:56 AM
To: (redacted)
you too. you\'re up early.
Fw: i have sox tix for sunday atpril29 interested 1pm
Sent: Thu 4/19/07 7:55 AM
To: (redacted)
hi , did yyou get this? Do you want to go? Lower deck. I need to know soon please.
Re: let me know re sox tix
Sent: Thu 4/19/07 7:55 AM
To:
OK let me email steve again.
Subject: Re: meeting tomorrow pushed back?
Date: Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:25:18 -0500
To: (redacted)
OK: trish, will you be calling in?
Subject: 5/30
Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 13:17:30 -0500
To: (redacted)
hi linda, I have a doctor\'s appointment at 8 AM in skokie on May 30th. is it OK if I come in late that day? let me know if not and I\'ll reschedule. Thanks.
Subject: Re: Bob Sirott to Join WGN Radio
Sent: Monday, April 16, 2007 9:13 PM
To: (redacted)
Thanks Jenny: when do these shows debut? Or have they already?
Subject: Re: re: re: re: re: hi!!
Sent: Sunday, April 15, 2007 4:56 AM
To:
Don\'t worry, everything will be fine! I\'ll hide the gun as long as you make sure the blood is all cleaned up. Oh man I really need to come down soon. Good thing I flushed everything before the cops came! See you at dinner tonight? What are you wearing??
XO, C