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Things That Will Make Me Avoid Buying Your Product

Being advertised in the New Yorker via cartoons to rewritten about your product

Email notification in Chinese (or a similar language)

Being endorsed by Gwyneth Paltrow

Talking pop-up ads

A seasonal advertisement that is left up four months too late (even if it's not your fault)

Being advertised in the back pages of US magazine

Seeing your brand name emblazoned on the butt of a sweatpants-wearing slightly overweight young woman

Being touted as "x-treme" in any way