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In a Fight, How Would I Match Up Against The Remaining American Idol Contestants?

Gina Glocksen:

No doubt this girl could take me. She's not small and I kind of believe her punk girl thing. Plus she's from the Chicago suburbs, like me, so she knows all my Chicago fighting style tricks.

Haley Scarnato:

 

I could take her. Some hair and earring pulling would take her down, although I bet some taunting could make things easier.

Blake Lewis:

 

Probably not going to work in my favor, even if he fights in one of his execrable comedy 'characters.' He'd beat-box my ears.

Jordin Sparks:

 

I could see her being the baddest bitch of the bunch. She's all smiles here but I bet she gets pretty fierce if you set her off. I wouldn't cross her.

Lakisha Jones:

 

Tough call. She's sturdier than I am but seems a little slow-moving. I might have an advantage if she's wearing high heels. I'll say I could do it, maybe.

Chris Richardson:

 

Homeboy seems like he would be an unexpected crier if I hit him right in the nose. If I drew first blood and surprised him, maybe.

Chris Sligh:

 

I'm guessing with all that meat on him, he's pretty strong. I could maybe beat him in a footrace though.

Melinda Doolittle:

 

I think Miss Thing right here is much fiercer than she'd ever let on. I'd avoid a fight with her. Plus she's got a neck like a bull.

Stephanie Edwards:

 

I could see her fighting with sharp fingernails and doing the windmill thing with her arms. I can just imagine those eyes narrowing in anger. Physically I could match her I believe but I think she would want it more. Plus I have long hair and she doesn't so that is a deficit on my end.

Phil Stacey:

 

I want to fight him right here because of his "I'm not bald" hat and necklace. But he'd beat me.

Sanjaya Malakar:

 

I could beat this Breck girl in five seconds flat, but I'd feel really bad about it.

That's a pretty sad performance on my end, all in all. I don't want you to think I'm a total wimp, so here are some famous people I think I could beat up: