Today is the day to pretend a character in your novel is a real person.

"The Office" is on tonight. Have you chosen sides?

This is just a reminder, heathens, that Christmas time is not about presents, or Santa, or singing, or goodwill. It's about Jesus. And I'll tell you that the next time you throw that 'happy holidays' crap in my face (I'll also punch you in the face if you say that to me.) So I've come up with some 'catchy' reminders for you the next time you start to slip on the actual heart of this time of year:

it's the reason for the season

it's the jewel of the Yule

it's what's meant by Advent

it's the goal of Noel

it's the gas in Xmas

Um, that's all I've got.