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Worst Things to Give Out to Trick or Treaters

Rusty screws and nails

A handful of generic cereal

Notices that donations have been made in their name to the local Kabbalah center

Fingernail clippings

Pens stolen from the office

A promise that their sites will be listed on your blogroll

Empty cigarette boxes

Pretzels