Today is the day to throw away the spinach.

I will return, hopefully,with interviews next week. But today I am opening up a Zulkey.com contest, one that will result in an actual prize (something of value of $30 or less to be purchase from Amazon.com), with the deadline to be midnight, December 31, 2006 (CST).

The challenge?

See if you can find a lead from the Associated Press that is more fascinating than this one:

" MCKEESPORT, Pa. (AP) -- A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store."

You can read the whole story here. I found it via Drudge, of course.

Let the contest begin*!

*Entries will be judged by my Mom, since of course I am convinced nothing can top the lead above.