Today is the day to pack your cheeks full of beans.

Book By Its Cover Review: Conducting the How Spring Break Affects Women's Health Study

Woo! OK, this study was the BEST STUDY EVER! 2006 in the house!! What what!

You have the check out the pictures I brought back after my research with the American Medical Association. Aren't they crazy? Look, that's Professor Smith doing a jello shot. Omigod!

Check out these beads I got while I was getting some data at Senor Frog's. That was some awesome data. It came in a huge glass!

There were a few things that I would change. For one, our control group was too small and our hypothesis was flawed. Plus, it was cloudy and I threw up on my bed and that was gross.

On the other hand, it ruled that we got the results we expected. I would totally do another study with this group again. I don't think I'll do one on whether 'service trips' are good spring breaks: I think maybe some of the fatter scientists would be more suited to that. Maybe I'd do one the subject of which malt liquor tastes the best...medically.