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Elements that Inhibited Me From Succeeding During My Debut at the Hip-Hop Aerobics Dance Class At My Gym, Despite My Affection for the "Pulling an Imaginary Gun from Your Pants" Move

Embarrassment

Poor dancing skills

Whiteness