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Things That Cost Approximately $700

One month's rent

The MontBlanc Greta Garbo Special Edition Pen

An upper-deck scalped ticket to the World Series in Chicago

Manolo Blahnik lizard-trim sandals

A new desktop computer

A plane ticket to fly from Chicago to Los Angeles today

A lot of food at Taco Bell