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Ways to Spice Up Your Business Presentation
A hilarious screensaver on your computer, to get the party started
Tossing out candy
Tossing out bricks
Dropping an f bomb every three sentences
Promising your firstborn to he who can answer the most post-presentation quiz questions correctly
Promising to eat the firstborn of he who can answer the least amount of post-presentation quiz questions correctly
Wearing a radiation suit but refusing to explain why
Greeting each attendee with a taffy apple and a kiss on the lips