Today is the day to enforce the "no fat chicks" rule.

Alternate Titles for Bonnie Fuller's Book

Oh the Fabulousness Of It All: My Career, My Office, This Pair of Shoes You Can't Afford and All The Other Things I Have That You Probably Want (And You Will Never Have)

From Wheezy to Off the Sheezy: How To Go From Being A Big Fat Loser To Being the Editor of a Sleazy Tabloid Magazine--Even If That's Not What You Want

How To Lose Your Ass and Regain Your Life: Reluctant Confessions of a Big-Butted Star--Is What I Would Have Titled This Book If I Were Fat But I'm Not, I'm Thin, Thin, Thin! And You Are Not.

Behind the Smile, This Isn't What I Expected, Down Came the Rain: All Books by Women Who Had Postpartum Depression (Obviously Because Their Lives Aren't as FABULOUS [Including the Perfect Kitchen, The Perfect Man and the Perfect Haircut] as They Should Be! Because They Didn't Read This Book! (This One Right Here)

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Da Bomb, and by "Bomb" I Mean My Wonderful Life and by "Da" I Actually Mean "The"; I Am Merely Using Hip Lingo-What Do You Think, Does It Date Me Too Much?