Today is the day to prevent wildfires.

Today you only get reminders and such, because these things are very important.

Lollapalooza is this weekend, so this is timely. Elvis, the Allmans, LeftEye: come on, you didn't care that much that they died. Don't be afraid to rant: you will be rewarded. I need your paragraph by Sunday night.

If you don't send my advice columnist (and mom) Mrs. Zulkey.com a question, she will pinch you. Send it in.

I hope to see you on Monday.

And I hope to see you August 10.