Today is the day to practice old-school politics.

Dear Mrs. Zulkey.com need a question--one that you'd ask your mom if she only gave good advice. Send it in.

Don't forget to come on Monday. And on August 10!

Finally, do you want a free book? You gotta work for it (a little bit.)

Three Quick Book By Its Cover Reviews

Spending several hours in the pit of a ladies' outhouse: Bad

Dying after an unholy encounter with a horse: Very bad.

Getting a UFO on demand: Dare I say priceless?