Today is the day to put down somebody's home town.

People have often asked me if I've thought about posting several times a day on Zulkey.com, as opposed to just once. Okay, you know, nobody has really asked me that but for the sake of having a premise for today's post, let's just pretend that they have.

So anyway, there is a reason why I've decided not to do this. Because it involves more effort, and my day only gets more boring as it proceeds. I've done you a favor and traveled forward in time to prove that a Zulkey.com with posts throughout the day is suckier than one that just has a single.

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7:30 AM:

I just woke up. I'm so unhappy right now.

8:30:

I'm already sick of this multiple postings thing. Anyway, I'm eating cereal with grapes. I prefer grapes to bananas in my cereal. This is a true fact. Oh god, this is so boring.

9:30:

My coffee is too hot. I hate that. I don't have time to wait for it to cool down.

10:30:

This suuucks.

11:30:

Hungry.

12:30:

Well that was an unfulfilling lunch. Word to the wise; Lean Cuisine does not do pork well.

3:00:

Oh, sorry, I took a little break there. Well, not much realy happened. I did some work and read gossip websites and updated my other website. Hmm. I guess that since that is a blog where I post multiple times a day, that sort of undermines this 'joke.' Ah well.

4:00:

What's up with that crazy Paris Hilton craze?

5:00:

I'm listening to the radio right now. It's a commercial though.

5:30:

Okay, I'm outta here.

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Can you imagine subscribing to an RSS feed and logging in several times a day for that? Just be glad that I'm still suck in the first few minutes of 2003.