Today is the day to high-five a stranger.

Hey Chicagoans! Don't forget to stop by to see me and my pals this Thursday!

Excuses for Wearing Your Sunglasses Indoors

eyes dilated at optometrist's

black eye

stye

stylin'

pinkeye

too cool for school

future very bright

horrible winking disorder

blind

watching solar eclipse on TV

saving everyone from compulsive evil eye

so I can watch you weave then breath your story lines